What dandv has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about dandv

The real reason I want to meet dandv

I needed the Smackers
:P

Why I want to meet sunshinechick

To see if she’s really as romantic as her goals portray her to be.

The real reason I want to meet dandv

Because I’m curious about his accent.
And I would like to confirm or reject my hastily formed belief (formed, might I add, in the presence of no evidence whatsoever) that he is a truly terrible cook.

Why I want to meet dandv

His cognition is exquisite.

clinks wine glass

A story about Flying Spaghetti Monster

This must be the straightest poker face I’ve seen displayed in an article about the FSM: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43272&in_page_id=2

I’m wondering how many readers will not get it and exclaim “It could only happen in America… those weirdos”.

Blame British humor.

Why I admire dandv

because he wants to meet James Randi :D and also taught me the way of the “grammer” :| however i am a mere grasshopper, hopping through the flowing field of words.

check out the picture, in all of its glory.
bows, in a very gramatical waythen wonders how that was possible
=D

oh, and also he laid the grounding for truth to a woman who bums god. god bless her. lol. and my grammer is going offcourse so im leaving to read a dictionary 8-)

A story about Helene51

Helene51 should meet http://www.43things.com/person/Murina

Why I want to meet Nicole Kidman

Because she epitomized female visage aesthetics in The Interpreter.

More pictures here and here.

Why I admire LearningNerd

Amazing effort with the PHP tutorials, maybe worthy of a better cause (hint: Perl :-) but amazing nonetheless! Kudoz!

A story about Crucified0611

This lady is the most desperate God-thumper I’ve met on 43things. I mean, look at her goals:

  • “Get even closer to God everyday” (why don’t you go to Iraq, get killed without committing suicide, and reach God very quickly)
  • Go wherever God leads me (follow the pigs which God/Jesus led off a cliff)
  • Read the entire Bible (better read the dictionary and learn how to spell mediocracy )
  • pray more (hey, maybe if you pray some even more, God will finally heal an amputee )
  • smuggle Bibles (try that in Sweden and be laughed in the face by a prosperous and God-free society)
  • Find a good Christian missionary man (and do it not only in the missionary position, but also anally, for that is in accordance to the Word of God )
  • Write a letter a day to a Chinese prisoner for Christ (and convert them to Christianity, which has produced the highest percentage of prison population, according to the US Federal Bureau of Prisons)
  • Deny myself and take up my cross daily (WTF?!)
  • Glorify God and enjoy him forever (I already wrote about that at http://www.43things.com/entries/view/1550344 )
  • Be an example of Christ to others (I wrote about that too at http://www.43things.com/entries/view/1662022 )
  • And the mother of them all: Rid my life of secular influences. I kindly suggest that you read your life of every single piece of technology that secular science has produced. Stop using any medicine. Throw away your cell phone (or better yet, deny yourself and flagellate yourself with it). Turn off the light. Get off the Internet, NOW.

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